Get yours.

The Department of Health and Human Services has a budget for local stations to broadcast paid messages about the COVID-19 pandemic. According to a letter the DHS sent to selected senators, they are “building a large campaign of purchased public-service announcements to keep Americans informed as the pandemic evolves and our country safely reopens. We are focused on working with small- to medium-sized media placement companies who will buy ad space for a flat fee, not a commission.” Stations, the line is forming right next to the toilet-paper line.